NIGHTMARE

hotsundayschoolteacher:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

this post ended well

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life. —My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

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Why the Dursleys are abusive:

justharryunderthestairs:

thefideliuscharm:

  • Made Harry sleep in the cupboard under the stairs, when they had two extra bedrooms.
  • Made him do all of the housework.
  • Belittled him.
  • Constantly reminded him of how worthless he was to them in different ways.
  • Never called him by his name.
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